Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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