I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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