That's intense
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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