remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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