Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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