I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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