Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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