it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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