Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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