try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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