he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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