its not stalking. its research.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
