Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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