I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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