are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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