i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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