i jhust puked up my retainher.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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