i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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