Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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