love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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