before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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