Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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