But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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