He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
