I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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