just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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