when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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