Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
