Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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