Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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