My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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