Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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