I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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