Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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