Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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