Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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