Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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