I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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