I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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