Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
