can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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