i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Randomize
