Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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