you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
