Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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