I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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