I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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