she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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