Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My Higher Power is John Stamos
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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