Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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