doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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