i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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